One day an elite fighting squad called Teddy Bears United was undergoing an experiment to teleport someone to the moon and they chose Frank the muffin teddy bear. When they performed the test's on him the world exploded and Frank the muffin teddy bear woke up in a different dimension on another planet ruled by giant waffle men. He walked across 30 miles of syrupy destruction and found another teddy bear that was an operative from the teddy bears united. and the operative said "Freeze! who are you!?" and Frank replies "whoa whoa whoa i'm just the muffin teddy bear from the teddy bears united who are you?" me oh i'm Joe bob a sergeant from teddy bears united. How did you get here? Well they were performing a teleporting experiment on me and well the Earth exploded' so were are we any way? We are on a distant planet called......Waffle. What are you talking about!? (said frank) Yeah they did those experiments on me too. But the earth did not explode. Yeah well sorry for destroying our home. It's okay i have been here for thirty years. Whoa! how old are you!? on this planet there are force fields surrounding us so it is invisible to the earths radar and it makes us not age. Really!? YES! Wow so are there aliens here or something? Yeah have you not noticed all the syrup? Is that what that gooey stuff is? Yep. So how did it get there? the waffle men. The what!? Yeah the things that make the syrup are the waffle men they are the rulers of this planet. Oh okay and are they edible? Of course there giant waffles for glob sake. Well do you have any weapons to fight them off with? DERP of course i do i have some of there laser pistols after i killed like two of them with a rock. So may i see one? Sure. Geese Louise that is awesome! I know it now grab one me and you are going to take down there emperor and save this world and get home. But i already told you earth is destroyed. No it's not it's right over there look. Wow i feel very stupid right now, and how will we get home any way? Duh they have a teleporter. Figures. NOW TO BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright there are the castle guards attach your scope and take them down. Alright then. *gun goes off* target down. *second shot is fired* Alright were clear. You are a sharp shooter son. have you ever used a gun? Nope. Huh that's strange. Yeah i guess it's just natural. Uh huh natural
Alright frank there are five more guards take em down. Alright watch this. *one shot is fired* Whoa you hit all of the with one shot. and i'm pretty sure that's all the castle guards. Yep now move up to the kings room MOVE OUT GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready to free this planet. You know it. On three. one.... two..... THREE. *door brakes down king is startled* Freeze emperor waffle gusta. HAHAHAHHAHA!!!! is that really his name oh my glob that's hilarious. Yes yes i know (said king waffle gusta.) Well back to the revolution. you have held this world under oppression for to long and i'm about to end that all and free this world of you and your waffle kind. my name is Joe bob and i shall save this world *gun fires* he is dead. Wow that was dramatic.Yeah i know but it was worth it even though i just made myself feel stupid now, lets go home.
and that's how two teddy bears freed an entire planet
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