why there's a face on mars

Once upon a time there lived a giant lonely robot on mars. Well this very lonely robot sought to get revenge for the death of his  beautiful wife. She died because of the humans on earth that visited mars 100 years ago. So the very large robot took a huge leap to earth, on his way he met the moon and stayed there for a few years and jumped again and landed in Washington DC on the white house and went on a rampage through the city trying to find the Smithsonian were his wife's body was being shown as a display. The sad robot took her back to mars and buried her properly. He then went back to earth and tried to fight the military of the united states and sadly lost. His fight for revenge was over and the lonely robot was shot from a cannon back to mars in witch he died from the impact and his body spread all around the planet and they rusted over time and that made mars rusty red. His head is covered in rock and rust from the day he died and today you can still see his face on the mountain were he buried his wife. And that's why mars is red and why you can see a face on the surface of mars. The End

attack of the waffle men

One day an elite fighting squad called Teddy Bears United was undergoing an experiment to teleport someone to the moon and they chose Frank the muffin teddy bear. When they performed the test's on him the world exploded and Frank the muffin teddy bear woke up in a different dimension on another planet ruled by giant waffle men. He walked across 30 miles of syrupy destruction and found another teddy bear that was an operative from the teddy bears united. and the operative said "Freeze! who are you!?" and Frank replies "whoa whoa whoa i'm just the muffin teddy bear from the teddy bears united who are you?" me oh i'm Joe bob a sergeant from teddy bears united. How did you get here? Well they were performing a teleporting experiment on me and well the Earth exploded' so were are we any way? We are on a distant planet called......Waffle. What are you talking about!? (said frank) Yeah they did those experiments on me too. But the earth did not explode. Yeah well sorry for destroying our home. It's okay i have been here for thirty years. Whoa! how old are you!? on this planet there are force fields surrounding us so it is invisible to the earths radar and it makes us not age. Really!? YES! Wow so are there aliens here or something? Yeah have you not noticed all the syrup? Is that what that gooey stuff is? Yep. So how did it get there? the waffle men. The what!? Yeah the things that make the syrup are the waffle men they are the rulers of this planet. Oh okay and are they edible? Of course there giant waffles for glob sake. Well do you have any weapons to fight them off with? DERP of course i do i have some of there laser pistols after i killed like two of them with a rock. So may i see one? Sure. Geese Louise that is awesome! I know it now grab one me and you are going to take down there emperor and save this world and get home. But i already told you earth is destroyed. No it's not it's right over there look. Wow i feel very stupid right now, and how will we get home any way? Duh they have a teleporter. Figures. NOW TO BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Alright there are the castle guards attach your scope and take them down. Alright then. *gun goes off* target down. *second shot is fired* Alright were clear. You are a sharp shooter son. have you ever used a gun? Nope. Huh that's strange. Yeah i guess it's just natural. Uh huh natural

Alright frank there are five more guards take em down. Alright watch this. *one shot is fired* Whoa you hit all of the with one shot. and i'm pretty sure that's all the castle guards. Yep now move up to the kings room MOVE OUT GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready to free this planet. You know it. On three. one.... two..... THREE. *door brakes down king is startled* Freeze emperor waffle gusta. HAHAHAHHAHA!!!! is that really his name oh my glob that's hilarious. Yes yes i know (said king waffle gusta.) Well back to the revolution. you have held this world under oppression for to long and i'm about to end that all and free this world of you and your waffle kind. my name is Joe bob and i shall save this world *gun fires* he is dead. Wow that was dramatic.Yeah i know but it was worth it even though i just made myself feel stupid now, lets go home. 

and that's how two teddy bears freed an entire planet